This is truly genius. How come no one has ever pointed this out to me before?
In fact, from now on I'm travelling with a matchbox as a kind courtesy to my lovely hosts. And yes, I *am* a very thoughtful guy, thank you very much.
So how about everyone jump on board this train before it passes them by and begin placing matchboxes in their bathrooms?
As for you desis who insist on cooking with lots of ghee and curry spices, how about placing TWO boxes under your ceramic thrones, mmkay? Or better yet, how about those emergency flare thingies...some of you brothaz could definitely benefit from those bad boys. Or maybe a flare gun. OK, I'm getting carried away, I'll end now.
4 comments:
Hilarious! Man, haven't you ever been to a black person's house? There is always matches and incense in there! DUH!
Pure Awesomeness!
Dear Brother Naeem,
For some reason, right now I feel very down. Today has just been a tough day, trying to get a lot done. Reading your comment really helps, I dont know why.
I called Shaykh Hussain and he said to call him back in a while, when I did, his answering machine picked up. I was really, really, looking forward to talking to him.
Life isn't fair sometimes, sure I'll call him tomorrow, but yea. I was just down.
Anyways, I just want to say thanks for your comment, your one of the first people Ive come to known through blogging, and I love reading your comments.
Many thanks,
The Muslim Kid
wow. hilarious.
hope it works
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