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Personal letter to Nawaz Sharif

Monday, September 10, 2007

I want to dedicate this post to my dear brother Nawaz Sharif. I say my brother because we’re both Pakistanis and we’re both under self-imposed exile here in Saudi Arabia. So basically we’re like blood brothers.

Nawaz, I want to welcome you back home from your Pakistan vacation. You were there, what, a whole five hours. We really missed you.

Those vicious natives in Pakistan really treated you unceremoniously. Don’t they realize who you once were? I can totally understand your scowl in this picture.

Savages, I tell you.

Then they made you wait in the PIA airplane for ‘more than an hour’. The horror of it all. Don't they know this kinda stuff leaves scars?

Well, I’m glad to see that you’ll be gracing us with your presence for another three years in the Kingdom, until your self-imposed 10-year exile is over.

Well, you’re more than welcome to come hang out this Friday and watch the news on the day Benazir announces her plans for her celebrated return. However, my gut tells me her plans may have indefinitely been put on hold.

Too bad for democracy, eh?

Hey look on the bright side bro, now that you’re in Jeddah, you’ll be able to make Umrah during Ramadan!

Ramadan Mubarak, Chump!

Monday, September 10, 2007 | Labels: Humor, Pakistan, politics |  

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ouch!

September 10, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Anonymous said...

haha, insha'Allah he'll be able to make Umrah after Umrah. this may be too much to ask, but how about Hajj too? ;)

September 11, 2007 at 6:26 PM
Anonymous said...

Ahh. Come on Naeem. Tell us how you really feel. :-)

September 12, 2007 at 8:18 AM
Anonymous said...

lol, good to see some humor after the verbal sparring from the previous topic.

September 12, 2007 at 11:29 PM

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