Breaking News: Saudi Arabia lost to Iraq in the finals of the Asian Cup last night. The Iraqi victory was even more surprising as Saudi Arabia is considered the soccer juggernaut of the Middle East. But that isn't the *real* news.
The real news is understanding how could such a disgrace befall the Kingdom?
It must be a conspiracy by America! Anyone who knows anything about anything can understand this dastardly plot.
News of this victory will prove that the latest surge is actually working. This victory will show that American presence is improving the lot of the Iraqis.
Wasn't improving the national soccer team one of the vaunted 18 goals set by Congress?
No? I coulda sworn it was...
Anyways, America must have used all the funds earmarked for training the Iraqi military on training the Iraqi soccer team.
And I'm sure the Israelis had something to do with this latest turn of events (no Muslim conspiracy theory is complete without them!). Give me some time, I'm still working on fitting them into my grand theory.
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