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Essential Advice to my Readers

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Sorry for the long lay-off. Still not sure if I want to return to blogging, but for now...

I will share with you a most vital bit of advice.

NEVER, EVER vacuum up vomit. It will stink up the internals of your vacuum and then whenever you use it in the future, it will smell up the entire room with the oh-so-pleasant smell of regurgitated chicken curry.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Oh, and please don't ask my wife who was the genius who decided to use the vacuum on the vomit. She'll be more than happy to oblige, with some very colored words directed at yours truly.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 | Labels: Humor, married life, raising kids |  

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6 comments:

dreamlife said...

THank you for that. It's not only informative - but actually useful, since our little one still decorates the floor with vomit from time to time ;)

November 30, 2010 2:12 PM
Read With Meaning (Mezba) said...

Useful to know!

November 30, 2010 8:09 PM
ISLAMASAURUS said...

That was an interesting read.

Any reason why you're not blogging anymore? The Muwatta aren't on your back are they?

November 30, 2010 9:38 PM
Susanne said...

Ha, ha! Thanks for taking a moment from your blogging break to let us know this advice. :D

November 30, 2010 9:44 PM
Naeem: said...

AA- Islamasaurus,

No real substantial reason for my blogging hiatus...just took a break.

December 4, 2010 1:44 PM
RCHOUDH said...

Salaam brother,

Good to hear from you after so long! And thanks for the advice! That sounds like something I would have done too :) Once I wanted to vacuum up a whole plate of rice that my child dropped until my husband stopped me, saying the rice would clog up the vacuum inside...so there's another word of vacuuming advice! Sorry to hear you may not blog for long I pray you and your family are in the best state of health and iman whatever you decide to do Insha'Allah.

December 4, 2010 8:18 PM

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